Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Monday, October 13, 2008
Innovative New Show
Old news now but the ANTM's Miss J and Jay Alexander have accepted an offer to star in a ANTM spin-off show called Operation Fabulous. This is what Jay had to say:
"It is definitely not a spinoff. I can definitely say that. This is a new series that is a separate world from Model and will really help women try to elevate their lives."
Carson called, he wants his show back.
Tyra Banks is Poor
Forbes.com Prime-Time TV's five Top-Earning Women list for 2008 is in...
1. Tyra Banks - $US23 million
2. Heidi Klum - $US14 million
3. Katherine Heigl - $US13 million
4. Eva Longoria - $US9 million
5. Maura Tierney - $US7.5 million
And that was from TV ALONE!
She's also planning another reality TV show, book deals AND a ANTM VIDEO GAME!!!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Let The Auditions Begin
They're auditioning right now for Australia's next top model. Which is really depressing because you realise how many DROP DEAD HOT looking girls are walking around in skinny jeans because they 'just sit right'. Then they put them all the same room together and put them on TV, and you start saying things like, "She's actually tooooo skinny, women are meant to have curves" or "Yeah, wait 'til you turn 28, it's all down hill from there". Whatever makes you and the chubby club feel better.
But, there is a glimmer of hope. The MODEL REJECTS. There is always going to be someone who thinks they're good looking, but really aren't. Just like Idol. I don't actually watch the competition, only the auditions. Because, although watching delusional people sing their hearts out without belting even a single note in tune doesn't help the fact that I have no talent and I'm extremely average, they do reassure me of at least one thing. I am not the victim of child abuse. Because whoever lets their child get in front of Kyle and Dicko on national television, should be investigated by child services.
And that's what I hope to get out of Season 5 of ANTM, just a slight ego boost at someone elses expense. Then I'll turn it off and pretend it doesn't exist.
No really, they're auditioning now and I can't wait to see the newest skinny hot bitches to grace the best show ever! And for the record, these are the rejects...
Whatever!
Kat
But, there is a glimmer of hope. The MODEL REJECTS. There is always going to be someone who thinks they're good looking, but really aren't. Just like Idol. I don't actually watch the competition, only the auditions. Because, although watching delusional people sing their hearts out without belting even a single note in tune doesn't help the fact that I have no talent and I'm extremely average, they do reassure me of at least one thing. I am not the victim of child abuse. Because whoever lets their child get in front of Kyle and Dicko on national television, should be investigated by child services.
And that's what I hope to get out of Season 5 of ANTM, just a slight ego boost at someone elses expense. Then I'll turn it off and pretend it doesn't exist.
No really, they're auditioning now and I can't wait to see the newest skinny hot bitches to grace the best show ever! And for the record, these are the rejects...
Whatever!Kat
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