They're auditioning right now for Australia's next top model. Which is really depressing because you realise how many DROP DEAD HOT looking girls are walking around in skinny jeans because they 'just sit right'. Then they put them all the same room together and put them on TV, and you start saying things like, "She's actually tooooo skinny, women are meant to have curves" or "Yeah, wait 'til you turn 28, it's all down hill from there". Whatever makes you and the chubby club feel better.
But, there is a glimmer of hope. The MODEL REJECTS. There is always going to be someone who thinks they're good looking, but really aren't. Just like Idol. I don't actually watch the competition, only the auditions. Because, although watching delusional people sing their hearts out without belting even a single note in tune doesn't help the fact that I have no talent and I'm extremely average, they do reassure me of at least one thing. I am not the victim of child abuse. Because whoever lets their child get in front of Kyle and Dicko on national television, should be investigated by child services.
And that's what I hope to get out of Season 5 of ANTM, just a slight ego boost at someone elses expense. Then I'll turn it off and pretend it doesn't exist.
No really, they're auditioning now and I can't wait to see the newest skinny hot bitches to grace the best show ever! And for the record, these are the rejects...
Whatever!
Kat
